Causticity's Place

Holy Shit!

snotsucker — Fri, 31 Jul 2009 02:20:11 +0000

I just remembered…it’s Thursday…and I have a blog. That can only mean one thing! It’s classic Thursday! Enjoy this flashback.

Tagged: 18 wheeler, Bear, BJ, busy, forgot, Tractor trailer, TV show, Video, Youtube

Rock, Paper, Scissors

snotsucker — Mon, 10 Nov 2008 15:39:59 +0000

Man allegedly attacks wife with scissors, rock

She must have forgotten her sheet of paper. Obviously, had they been following the rules, she would probably be OK. The paper would have covered the rock. Then again, maybe he had been running with the scissors?! Yeah, yeah, that’s it…

Tagged: Causticity's Place, Moron, Rock Paper Scissors, Snotsucker, Stabbing

Oh happy day

snotsucker — Tue, 04 Nov 2008 14:26:51 +0000

Today is the day we as Americans choose the lesser of two evils and put a new lying sack of shit in the White House for 4 more years. We will finally have our mailboxes, TV’s, and phones free of all the political propaganda.

I have a proposal I’d like to make. How about the Republican and Democratic parties be required to put aside a percentage of the monies raised for their candidates for an Independent candidate? That way a REAL third party candidate actually has a chance before Hell freezes over! Three lying bastards are always better than two right?

Tagged: Causticity's Place, Election, Hurray, Mccain, Obama, Snotsucker, Vote

Professional Bullshitters

snotsucker — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 17:07:16 +0000

I’m sitting here watching the Phillies parade and have confirmed that newscasters are some of the biggest bullshitters on the planet. It’s been one hour now, and they are continuing to talk about NOTHING and repeating the same shit over and over in different ways. A dumbass quote I just heard: “If God were here, he would be wearing a Phillies jersey right now.” OMG, kill me now!

Turn the damn newscasters off and let the viewers hear the Phans!

Tagged: Bullshitters, Causticity's Place, Morons, News, Newscasters, Parade, Philadelphia, Phillies, Snotsucker

Classic Thursday III

snotsucker — Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:29:53 +0000

Man, & we thought this shit was cool when we were kids.

Tagged: Causticity's Place, Chakka, Classic Thursdays, Land of the Lost, Snotsucker, Youtube

It’sssss Classic Thursday!

snotsucker — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 09:35:12 +0000

Tagged: Cartoons, Causticity's Place, Classics, Go go Gophers, Snotsucker, Thursday, Youtube

The Bloody Wankers!

snotsucker — Tue, 14 Oct 2008 16:16:25 +0000

Last week, you may or may not have seen the faux pas made by Def Leppard. The bloody wankers created a lot of Hysteria by placing THE Stanley Cup on the pedestal Upside Down!
For that my friends you’ve earned the dumbass of the week award here at Causticity’s Place.

Tagged: Causticity's Place, Def Leppard, Dumbass, Hockey, Snotsucker, Stanley Cup, Upside Down, Wanker

Classic Thursdays

snotsucker — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 14:43:28 +0000

I’m going to try and post a classic vid each Thursday here at Causticity’s Place. Hopefully, I can remember. So if you stop by here on a Thursday, looking for your classic vid fix and it’s not posted, tell me to wake the fuck up. Here’s one from the vaults that never goes out of style!!

Tagged: 90's, Beavis, Beavis and Butthead, Bunghole, Butthead, Causticity's Place, Cornholio, MTV, Snotsucker, TP, Youtube

Props for my peeps

snotsucker — Thu, 02 Oct 2008 19:42:27 +0000

In case you can’t find me, I’ve been hanging out at a really cool blog lately. Put together by a bunch of men, it’s called ManTown. Over at Mantown you’ll find my buddies Smoke from Smoke & Mirrors, Evyl of From Evyl with Love, and Crazy Dan talking about everything manly.
Feel free to stop on by for a spell and hangout.

Tagged: Camouflage, Couch, Crazy Dan, Demotivational Poster, Evyl, Mantown, Men, Smoke, Snotsucker

If you had $1,000

snotsucker — Wed, 01 Oct 2008 15:05:13 +0000

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, today it
would be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.

With World Com, you would have less than $5.00 left.

If you had purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock you would have
$49.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank
all of it, then turned-in the cans for the aluminum recycling refund,
you would have $214.00.

Based on the above information, the best current investment advice is
to drink heavily and recycle.
It’s called the 401-Keg.

Tagged: 401k, Aluminum, Bailout, Beer, Bush, Cans, Causticity's Place, Government, Morons, Wall Street